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	<description>Like the elephant in your living room... too big to ignore... all kinds of entertainment stuff (but no naked celebrities).</description>
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		<title>What dya Think?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, so it&#8217;s been over two freakin&#8217; years since we posted anything. Well dang it, that&#8217;s just way too long!
You see, the issue is, we really like this name, (Nasal Oranges) but just haven&#8217;t figured out what we want to do with it yet. We did do a little bit of remodeling and have put [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2009/06/what-dya-think/</link>
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		<title>Gideon Sets Up Campaign Headquarters on MySpace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What the Heck?????? 
Conservative nutcase Em Gideon has announced his candidacy for President of the United States.  The Colorado Congressman, a little to the right of Ghengis Khan, has established his campaign headquarters in the popular web destination MySpace.  We wouldn&#8217;t waste our time going there, but if you want, you can visit him at http://myspace.com/gideon2008.
Go [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/04/gideon-sets-up-campaign-headquarters-on-myspace/</link>
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		<title>Idols Time Warp &#8211; February 9, 1964</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
9 Feburary 1964
York Broadcast Network (YBN) Presentsâ€¦.
Welcome to the very first Idols Time Warp programme. Weâ€™ve traveled to the Colonies so that our panel of distinguished judges can provide their assessment of a new pop music phenomenon. Four young lads, subjects of HRM Elizabeth, from Liverpool are shaking things up overseas. Tonightâ€™s programme comes to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/04/idols-time-warp-february-9-1964/</link>
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		<title>Idols Update &#8211; First Programme Scheduled</title>
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The transcript of the very first Idols Time Warp programme will be released at this location on Monday, April 16, 2007.Â  We had considered posting actual video footage of the programme, but discovered that the video equipment and media did not reach a &#8220;level of sustainability&#8221; during the time travels.Â  Even our digital voice recorder [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/04/idols-update-first-programme-scheduled/</link>
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		<title>Idols Hires Sturgeonfish as Host</title>
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More Idols news&#8230; (NasalOranges News Service).Â  Idols TimeÂ Warp producer Soloman &#8220;Snake&#8221; Lipschitz of York Broadcast Network (YBN) announced today that York has signed former Reality Star Reggie Sturgeonfish as the host of Idols Time Warp.Â  You will remember that Sturgeonfish took home the first prize in &#8220;Ugly Boyfriends I&#8217;d NEVER Marry&#8221; also on YBN.
We&#8217;ll keep [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/03/idols-hires-sturgeonfish-as-host/</link>
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		<title>Simeon Cruel Claims to be Bigger Than the Bossman!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Idols TimeÂ Warp judge Simeon Cruel claimed today that HEÂ should be worth five times more than the King of New Jersey.Â  He basically stated that every record sold in the world is sold because of his interviews on Idols Time Warp!Â  Gee that&#8217;s a big statement.Â  If by some extremely rare chance it might happen to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/03/simeon-cruel-claims-to-be-bigger-than-the-bossman/</link>
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		<title>Idols Time Warp &#8211; What Is It?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
The Idols TimeÂ Warp allows you to eavesdrop on a global talent contest that spans the boundaries of time!
Listen as our three judges, Simeon Cruel, Paulina Sinbad, and Dandy Jacknife comment on upcoming superstars of the day.
Background on the Judges:
Simeon Cruel:Â  Bouncing through time, Simeon has served as the slavemaster on a Roman Galley, a thumb [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/03/idols-time-machine-what-is-it/</link>
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		<title>What the Heck Is a Nasal Orange?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These people think they know.Â  If you have an answer, post a comment!Â  (comments don&#8217;t require registration, but all comments will be moderated)
&#8220;A band from Biloxi, used to play up to Red&#8217;s Roadhouse on Highway 87,&#8221;Â 
- Big Edd Hunklebottom, Shreveport, Louisiana
&#8220;Those little oranges, come 15-20 in a fishnet bag,&#8221;
- Henrietta Wapsmatter, St. Cloud, Minnesota
&#8220;What ya [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/03/what-the-heck-is-a-nasal-orange/</link>
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		<title>What The Heck Is This Place?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[a starting point&#8230;.
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		<link>http://nasaloranges.com/2007/03/what-the-heck-is-this-place/</link>
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