The transcript of the very first Idols Time Warp programme will be released at this location on Monday, April 16, 2007.  We had considered posting actual video footage of the programme, but discovered that the video equipment and media did not reach a “level of sustainability” during the time travels.  Even our digital voice recorder became distorted, and converted itself to an 8-track tape player on one early test of the system.  We used digital voice recorders rather than video gear as test subjects because they are relatively cheap.  And after paying Simeon Cruel’s salary, we don’t have that much budget left.  One came back as a stylus and clay block, another returned as carved stone tablets… who could have known.

Therefore… you get transcripts.  Painstakingly scribed by our note taker Geoff Chaucer.

The first programme comes from February 9, 1964 in the city of New York USA.  Four of Her Royal Majesty’s subjects, named John, Paul, George, and Richard, will perform for our judges.

Tune In Tomorrow!!!!!