Idols Time Warp – What Is It?
Posted on | March 9, 2007 | No Comments

The Idols Time Warp allows you to eavesdrop on a global talent contest that spans the boundaries of time!
Listen as our three judges, Simeon Cruel, Paulina Sinbad, and Dandy Jacknife comment on upcoming superstars of the day.
Background on the Judges:
Simeon Cruel:Â Bouncing through time, Simeon has served as the slavemaster on a Roman Galley, a thumb twister/nail ripper during the Spanish Inquisition, and the inventor of 1980s German techno-pop.
Paulina Sinbad:Â Once married to an aging rockstar who died of an overdose of Boston Creme Pie, Paulina now hawks her own line of beauty products on late-night infomercials between ITW episodes.
Dandy Jacknife: Dandy is down with it, dawg, you know what I’m talkin’ about? Dandy is a session musician who has played with every major entertainer in the known universe. One of his dearest memories is playing backup on clavinet for W.A. Mozart.
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Upcoming episodes include:
- The Beatles
- The Rolling Stones
- Buddy Holly
- Elvis Presley
See which of these newcomers can become famous and successful entertainers in the Idols Time Warp universe!
If you have a famous musician or singer out of the past or future, let us know!
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