Idols Hires Sturgeonfish as Host
More Idols news… (NasalOranges News Service). Idols Time Warp producer Soloman “Snake” Lipschitz of York Broadcast Network (YBN) announced today that York has signed former Reality Star Reggie Sturgeonfish as the host of Idols Time Warp. You will remember that Sturgeonfish took home the first prize in “Ugly Boyfriends I’d NEVER Marry” also on YBN.
We’ll keep [...]
Simeon Cruel Claims to be Bigger Than the Bossman!
Idols Time Warp judge Simeon Cruel claimed today that HE should be worth five times more than the King of New Jersey. He basically stated that every record sold in the world is sold because of his interviews on Idols Time Warp! Gee that’s a big statement. If by some extremely rare chance it might happen to [...]
Idols Time Warp – What Is It?
The Idols Time Warp allows you to eavesdrop on a global talent contest that spans the boundaries of time!
Listen as our three judges, Simeon Cruel, Paulina Sinbad, and Dandy Jacknife comment on upcoming superstars of the day.
Background on the Judges:
Simeon Cruel:Â Bouncing through time, Simeon has served as the slavemaster on a Roman Galley, a thumb [...]
What the Heck Is a Nasal Orange?
These people think they know. If you have an answer, post a comment! (comments don’t require registration, but all comments will be moderated)
“A band from Biloxi, used to play up to Red’s Roadhouse on Highway 87,”Â
- Big Edd Hunklebottom, Shreveport, Louisiana
“Those little oranges, come 15-20 in a fishnet bag,”
- Henrietta Wapsmatter, St. Cloud, Minnesota
“What ya [...]
What The Heck Is This Place?
a starting point….